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You refer to the course as a “track”
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You say things like “Bite!”, “Release!”, “Cut!”,
“Be the right club today!” during your round
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You track your fairways, greens and putts while
you play
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You discuss different course architects (“Did you know this is a Donald Ross
course?”)
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You have your name engraved on your bag
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You have a name tag on your bag
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You wear a visor when you play
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You’ve played more than 18 holes in a day before
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You have played 18 at one course, and then went
to another course to get in another 18
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You own a pull cart (this goes for anyone under
the age of 65)
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You have your own particular way of marking your
ball to identify it from others
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You play in multiple golf leagues
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Golf is your only real hobby
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You have travelled down South, West or to a
foreign country strictly to play golf
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You have your own putting mat at work
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You end emails with “Hit ‘em straight”
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Rather than going out for drinks on a Friday
night, you stay in for a good night sleep since you have an early tee time
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You set a reminder on your phone to call for a
tee time the minute the course is accepting them
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You’ve tried playing golf before the course even
opens
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You keep track of all the courses you’ve played,
and then email your friends about it
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You started a golf blog
HILARIOUS
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